Friday, 15 June 2012

Barcelona with a ‘th’.


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It’s said that the reason many Spanish speakers pronounce their native tongue with a noticeable lisp is that a one-time Spanish royal was afflicted with a chronic lisp, so rather than correct His Excellency, the entire court and eventually the entire country lisped in sympathy. While this may be nothing more than an enduring myth, there must be a kernel of authenticity about it, if our experiences in Barcelona are anything to go by…

Whilst I’ve previously mentioned the politeness we experienced in the Philippines, during our visit to Spain, it soon became evident to us that their one time Spanish colonisers also consider mutual respect and compassion to be essential social graces. Although a quick gallop through the Spanish history of the Philippines will establish that while the colonials treated each other reverently, Filipinos were not afforded the same courtesy. Sadly the behaviour of all colonial powers towards those whom they colonise has been equally and appallingly uniform.

The sight of the snow capped Pyrenees to our west as we headed south from France both explained the recent and persistent wind-driven chill factor and marked a new stage in our European adventure. Originally hoping to visit Central and Southern Spain, we’d already trimmed our agenda to Catalania, specifically Barcelona.

We stayed in a campsite, which was walking/cycling distance from the small coastal town of Mataró. The staff (proficient in eight languages), were cheerful, informative and helpful and although very reasonably priced, the facilities were first-rate – offering showers, a café, supermarket, affordable wifi and a free shuttle bus into Barcelona and Mataró. Sounding seriously like a sponsored promotion at this point? What else can I say, “We came for three days and stayed two weeks”.

Mataró, a short bike ride away, was a low-key introduction to a Spanish town. Outside the campsite we ducked under a low passageway below the main road to emerge beside the sea, where three fashionably pierced and attired young women assisted the girls to cart their bikes up to a track - which followed the rail-line into town. Calling it a cycleway would have been misleading (indeed the staff were careful to say that it was possible to ride or walk). We alternately rode and pushed the bikes along the narrow trail, which offered views of the beach, lonely nude bathers and redundant gun emplacements sidling into the sea, until we arrived at Mataró beach.

Although the track may eventually become a cycleway, the fact that people make regular use of it, is worthy of comment. In Australia, the same area would have been heavily fenced, yet here we were ambling along metres from the railway track and hoving-to whenever a train clattered noisily past. My guess is that if the local authorities don’t admit to its existence, they can’t be held accountable if someone has an unfortunate incident with a train, but equally they can’t be expected to improve or maintain it, because it doesn’t exist…   

As cycling had sharpened our appetite, we decided to investigate an eatery. Shackling the bicycles we ventured upwards, via narrow streets which blurred the distinction between pedestrian and carriageway, threading their way between towering apartment buildings over shops and offices until stumbling upon a central piazza. Marketeers were in the process of packing up their stalls as we hastily bought some meat, cheese, olives, vegetables and fruit. An impromptu mime show was performed by the butcher, when asked what type of meat was in the sausages – pork as it turned out - though he was jeered, albeit good-naturedly, by his fellow stallholders. 

Markets are traditionally a good location for hearty and reasonably priced fodder, so we scanned the surrounding streets. The most promising appeared to be a modest looking cantina, but we were unable to understand the menu. No problem – a young man exiting offered to translate –we evidently looked hungry and puzzled. It was a set menu offering choices over three courses. We were soon ensconced at a small table with bench-seats surrounded by locals in passionate conversation over a dazzling array of dishes and empty glasses. A tasty soup, homemade hummus or pasta, fish or goulash bread, and fruit served with chocolate and strong coffee, were soon gastronomic history to the delight of our smiling hostess.

Although we encountered heavy homeward bound traffic, we did make swifter progress along the roadway (we opted to forgo the ‘cycleway’ in consideration of the bicycles apropos our increased burdens) - though the carriageway was quite narrow at intervals - making it a chastening experience. Arriving safely home, after a mass u-turn on the boulevard afforded by a fleeting break in the traffic, we reserved seats for the following day and our first visit to Barcelona.

One gets the feeling as you approach most big cities, that you’re circling the vortex; those overwhelming crowds, smells, noise, incessant movement and the ‘aarrgghh’ factor (when you wonder why on earth you ever came). Arriving in a complimentary, air-con coach with a gaggle of similarly primed international tourists certainly cushioned the landing – but I have to say that Barcelona was a very welcoming and relaxing city to visit.

We initially arrived just prior to siesta – so the streets were thinning as the locals meandered off home, or into eating establishments for lunch. We found something that day down a side street – a foodies chain store. For a set price you take a plate, make your own salad, with soup-of-the-day, bread and a drink. Second course was a choice from the grill, pizza or baked meats and vege. However it was the desert bar, for anyone not already sated, which had the girls’ eyes popping out of their heads.

During our postprandial wanderings, we observed that people were very casually dressed and ambled rather than marched, as we visited a few shoe shops (Heather and the girls being avid admirers of Spanish footwear) and took-in the sights. At this point we detoured onto La Rambla – a deeply shaded expanse of walkway lined with restaurants, cafes, gelatarias, tourist stalls, street performers, artists and touts stretching from the Plaza Catalunia to the docks over a kilometre away. Always teaming with people – yet no-one going anywhere in particular. We joined the throng.

Having just visited Venezia (Venice), I can appreciate the airy-open planning of Barcelona city. Venezia on the other hand has a more claustrophobic feel – owing to its antiquity; as a pedestrian, one is directed through the maze of streets and canals, shunted and corralled rather than meandering at will. Barcelona has crowds but the design of buildings, plazas, walking and cycle paths, parks and gardens by the city planners demonstrates concern for providing social, visual and sensory amenity for both visitors and locals. For example, a feature noticeable throughout Barcelona is the chamfered corners of buildings, which enclose an intersection or plaza in order to maximize lines of sight, allowing light into public spaces and encouraging the growth of street plantings. Main arterial streets are shaded by mature trees and remarkably wide to provide access to motor vehicles, pedestrians cyclists and light rail.

The largest streets have vast pedestrian and cycling areas directly up the tree-lined median section. Smaller roads have wide footpaths and cycle-ways at road-level protected by large rubber mouldings imbedded in the roadway. Cyclists, cars and pedestrians each have their own traffic control systems. Although there are no buttons to press to cross the road, the lights changed regularly and provide very generous crossing intervals (perhaps out of consideration of the many elderly residents). The green man certainly rules!

Outside of the Philippines, I haven’t seen such devoted motorcycle users. Although the bicycle is far and away the most popular two-wheeled transport, the scooter is it’s closest motorized rival. Two-wheelers can be and are parked anywhere, including indoors! Hence streets are lined with vast arrays of bicycles, scooters and motorcycles. The fleet of motorcycles tends to be older – including some veteran and vintage machines obviously still enjoying active service. As there are no helmet laws restricting those who use them, the public bicycle facilities here are heavily subscribed. All manner of locals, provided they have a swipe card can take a bike off one of the many racks around the city and pedal to their destination. The bikes are naturally of a robust and all-weather design with carry basket and rack, mudguards and lights – simply adjust the seat height and ride…

Over the twelve days we made multiple excursions into Barcelona and Mataró, each time discovering new delights and marvelling at the warm reception afforded us by our Spanish hosts. We caught a flamenco show, observed a variety of street performers (generally outlandishly dressed with faces painted to match their costume, standing stock-still upon a podium until a passerby threw a donation into the hat, whereupon they acted out brief cameo before inviting the punter to pose with them for a photo), visited an evangelical Christian church, the Sagrada Familia, other Gaudi buildings and took a guided tour-bus deco around the city.

On Tuesday May 1st we noticed decorative floats, people dressed in variations of red, heard drums and whistles to herald Barcelona’s May Day manifestation. We soon realized that the Spanish leftists take their heritage very seriously, as some streets became wall-to-wall placards and vocal demonstrators. Though there was no sign of the traditionally heavy police presence, until we took a side street to avoid the crush. Parked up in a quiet plaza were heavily armed and seriously pumped riot police in armoured troop carriers. Their agitation was evident as they took turns to nip out of their assigned vehicle for a quick puff. Stale sweat, machismo and tension exuded from the troop carriers, which ominously had their motors running, despite the obvious lack of emergency.

I recalled an earlier visit to Barcelona in 1979. From Australia I’d lodged an application for entry to a South London art-school (which subsequently failed), meanwhile I’d been working in a local café and the Royal Free Hospital in Hampstead as a wardsman. Rather than succumb to despondency I’d cycled through France until meeting-up with Andy, a friend from London, in Barcelona. In the Plaza de Catalunia, we’d noticed several busloads of police arrive before chatting cheerfully as they donned their paramilitary clothing (a parade perhaps?). Being young and footloose we naturally drifted to one of the plaza bars off La Rambla, which sold super-sized Spanish beer intending to drink very slowly to savour the experience (outdoor-seated bar prices in Spain are expensive).

In the farthest corner of the plaza there was a mild disturbance; raised voices (football fans?), the sauntering Saturday afternoon parade broke into a trot before a loud shot launched pandemonium. Suddenly panicked people spilled into the plaza while diners rose from their tables with drinks spilling and waiters scurrying to herd their patrons indoors.  For two uncomprehending, out-of-town loafers the prospect of bulk free beer was too much to pass up and so we imbibed greedily…

I was just putting another cold draught to my lips when a small car exploded with a metallic percussion and fountains of flying glass. Either live ammunition or close-range volleys rubber bullets served as a warning to anyone not already sheltered indoors, to clear the area. A phalanx of helmeted riot police armed with shotgun-like weapons or truncheons jogged jauntily into the plaza before turning their truncheons on any hapless bystanders. Grabbing backpacks, we made a bee-line for the nearest door. Most bars however already resembled a phone-booth packing exercise for the Guiness Book of Records. Finding a slightly less crowded bar I held open the door for an elderly woman who gratefully sidled just as a hail of blows fell about by back, shoulders and head. Turning to the perpetrator I remonstrated briefly with a shiny visor and helmet. Quickly realizing my folly I immobilized the truncheon by holding the business end firmly, until I was safely inside the bar.     

We were reliably informed that ‘manifestations’ occurred in Barcelona every Saturday afternoon - a kind of extreme urban sport. As I later observed, some demonstrators were armed with slingshots while others threw whatever was at hand at the riot police who retaliated with rubber bullets and truncheon charges. The rubber bullet shotgun makes a throaty bang as the projectile leaves the barrel spiralling drunkenly towards its target, eventually skidding and slewing along the ground. Sadly upon returning to the Royal Free Hospital back in London, I was met by a Spanish colleague – minus his right eye – having been struck in the face by a rubber bullet whilst leaving a family dinner (coincidentally, on the very same day we’d witnessed).  

Fortunately, this May Day the leash was on and the day passed without serious incident – though I did video some rock ’n roll leftists singing and dancing on the back of a flatbed truck. Things are looking up - socialism was a rather more serious, bookish affair in my day, though everyone still loved a good demonstration...

Our girls were rather taken with the exploits of some Spanish boys staying onsite, one being dubbed ‘Bonds’ after dropping his pants to show his undies as a form of greeting. Perhaps he’s an immature adherent to the ‘underwear-on-parade’ fashion, which has lately become such a widespread phenomenon, Spain being no exception. Young men wear their jeans pulled so low that the crutch is virtually between the knees, the waistline constricts the buttocks giving the wearer a simian gait, whilst a full hand-span of underwear lolls suggestively over the top (though suggestive of lapses in hygiene, rather than anything raunchy).

The girls fed some overindulged farm-animals, rode their bikes, played on the toddler equipment, while adults lolled in deck chairs, read, grilled meat on a charcoal barbeque, or snoozed in the heat of the midday sun. Sadly, for Australian tourists without a special visa, visits to the Schengen countries in Europe are limited to three months – so all too soon it was time to move on – to Italy via Southern France. Catalunia isn’t Spain, but the foretaste was certainly very appetizing. 


                                                      Girls and Gaudi
                                                       Before Flamenco.
                                         After Flamenco
                                         Street performer
                                         Two-wheeler heaven
                                         Vintage Montessa